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❖ active since 19/04/2015
➣ indie john murphy
➣ all writing is my own && unaffliated with the cw
➣ selective
➣ mun is 18+
➣ multi-ship && multi-verse
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➣ 2 starters to write
➣ 6 Starter to reply to
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‘selective’ meaning i won't always follow back.
but, I'm always up for plotting && threading!
i'm happy to be tagged in anything and
my ask is always open!~
↳ Lauren

✕ I'm bad behavior ✕

roleplayiing-memes:

finding nemo; starter sentences.

  • “Now I’m stuck with that song… Now it’s in my head.”
  • “Look, you’re really cute, but I can’t understand what you’re saying.”
  • “No more whale! You can’t speak whale!”
  • “Dolphins, yeah! They think they’re so cute. ‘Oh, look at me, I’m a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you. Ain’t I something?’”
  • “If this is some kind of practical joke, it’s not funny, and I know funny.”
  • “Something’s wrong with you, really.”
  • “I didn’t come this far to be breakfast.”
  • “Curse you, Aqua Scum.”
  • “No eating here tonight, you’re on a diet!”
  • “I’m obnoxious.”
  • “I can’t make out these markings.”
  • “Come on, trust me on this one.”
  • “I suffer from short-term memory loss. It runs in my family… At least I think it does.”
  • “I’m a piranha! They live in the Amazon!”
  • “First day of school! Wake up! Come on!”
  • “How many times have you tried to escape?”
  • “I promise to never let anything happen to you.”
  • “Okay, don’t make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth… if you want to live.”
  • “He touched the butt.”
  • “Oh, the human mouth is a disgusting place.”
  • “All drains lead to the ocean.”
  • “I’m H2O intolerant.”
  • “What is it with men and asking for directions?”
  • “Fish are friends, not food.”
  • “You think you can do these things, but you can’t, _____!”
  • “Just keep swimming.”